Hair Cut

So, I got a hair cut on Monday (the 29th). I got tired of my long hair and decided to cut off several inches. 😉 Here’s a picture:

That Thing That Spews

So, in September, I was in downtown Philadelphia..having to do stuffs and I was walking by Love Park and saw this:

I’m still wondering why they made the water red. The last time I was there, the water was a purple-ish color. *shrugs* Don’t mind the crappy quality of the photo. It was taken with my camera phone. 🙂

Err?

So, my penis video on YouTube has gotten close to 14,000 hits. All because it was featured on a web site called Something Awful. I’m on the front page… lookie:

Here’s the Revver link: Penis Size Video . I wish to not give out the ShitTube link, because those bastards are making plenty already. 😛

Anyways, people have been leaving all kinds of nasty comments about me. I think all of them are hilarious. The fact that I’ve never touched a penis in my life, yadda yadda yadda. If you’ve seen Blake’s brother, then you’d understand that any fat cow (his wife for example) can get laid. If that tub of lard (and I mean, TUB OF LARD) can get graced by a cock, I’m sure my pie hole has had some action.

Pure Anarchy?

So, I was laying down and listening to Rage Against The Machine. And the thought of anarchy had popped up. The thought of pure anarchy does not and will never exist. Why? Well, let’s try to explain the thoughts in my head.

Out of order comes chaos. Out of chaos comes order. So, it’s an endless cycle. Those who are in charge, control the order. Those who wish to overthrow the order, those who wish to create chaos, do eventually overthrow the order and do create chaos. But, out of that chaos, those that created it, then create order.

I don’t know if any of that makes any sense. I’m just putting my thoughts down, because I’m strange and odd. 🙂

My Favorite Band!

Korn.

My favorite band. Ever. In the whole world. 🙂 Jon Davis. Deliciously yummy in my tummy. I’d fuck him in a split second. Yes, I would. *wink*

Name That Movie, Bitch! #1

..or I’ll slice your throat from ear to ear! 😛

Tell me which movie these two images came from and I’ll give you a urine soaked cookie with a glass of arsenic laced milk.

 

 

         

Hallelujah!

My parents are leaving for Mississippi this weekend, along with my relatives from Israel. Thank fucking poopies. I’ll have a week with Blake, by ourselves. With no noise. Well, except for the cats. They love’s to make noises upstairs. 😉

In other news, this is what I did this past weekend:

Yay.

Polish Invention No. 392

Eject-able helicopter seat.

Upcoming Concerts

Going to the Puddle of Mudd concert this weekend. I really can’t wait. 😀 I haven’t been to a concert in a while. Also, Jon Davis from Korn is coming around too. That should be fun. 😀

Eye of god?

So, I had an e-mail forwarded to me, with this photo. Saying that NASA had taken a picture of this with the Hubbell Telescope. They’re saying that it’s the “eye of god”. Give me a fucking break. It’s a nebula. As I said before in this blog, science and mathematics will always explain everything that exists in this universe.  Something that happens as naturally and chaotic in the universe, ignorant people will always attribute it to “god”, without reaching for a scientific explanation first. Ignorant fools, I say. I just want to take a giant stick and smack every fool out there, really hard..until all the stupid comes out.

Yummies

Looks at my cuppy wuppy.

And looks at what’s inside:

 

I usually just use creamer and skip on the sugar. The

creamer is sweet enough to skip the sugar. I just put Irish Cream

in there. Num num num. 🙂

Oh Noes, Not Again!

What is that thing being stuck in my buttocks?

Religious Nuts. Oy!

So, I’m upstairs clipping coupons and I hear my door bell ring. I thought it was my dad, since he was working with stuff outside. I open the door and it was an older black lady and a kid.. Possibly her grandchild. Anyway, she starts pulling out her Watchtower publication crap (which Jehovah Witness’ publish) and I quickly say to her “I’m an atheist. Goodbye.” before she even got a word out. I then closed the door on her. And that was that. You have to nip it in the bud or else they’ll be trying to get their foot in the door. It’s bad enough I’m bombarded with religious crap in the media, but when they start knocking on your door, that’s when I start getting mad. I mean, what happens if I were sacrificing a virgin for the Lord Satan? Or something more sinister? What happens if I were having a wild sex orgy? Then what? She’d be praying to her make believe “god”? Oh well. Let the 95% of the self diluted keep thinking there’s something past those clouds.

god & The Universe

So, I received some religious nonsense today. It tries to explain the existence of the Universe and how it came about. Blah blah blah. Give me a fucking break. I scanned the book in, because I think it’s total bullshit. Firstly, there is no “god” and secondly, everything can be explained with science and mathematics.

 

Addict? Me? Never. :)

So, EQ1 and EQ2 are both coming out with new expansions next month. Most likely, I’ll be getting the new one for EQ2 first and wait on EQ1. But, who knows? I just hope it’s as good as the previous one. 🙂

I bought Vanguard a couple days ago. I figured since I had the Station Access thingie from SOE, I’d get it. I won’t have to pay an extra $14.99 a month, since it’s covered. The only thing I don’t like is the fact that it’s a system resource hog. Then again, I barely pass the minimum requirements. 😉 I have a AMD 2200+ Processor and the minimum is 2400+. Bleh. The recommended is 3500+. Since when does a stupid video game require you to have a 3.5 Gigahertz computer to play a video game? All you really need is enough video and system ram. I think the programmers just decided to write the game code way too sloppy (like they did with Windows). EQ2 doesn’t even require that much processing power. I had to tone down the video settings and someone had suggested turning off the audio. I did and it’s running better. Thank god.

All I Have To Say Is..

ha ha!

 

Britney lost her kids to her ex, Kevin. What can I say, really? We all saw it coming. She was an extremely irresponsible mother, who regardless of repeated warnings, still partied. Still carried around like some tramp. If she didn’t have any children, this would have been acceptable behavior. But! She has 2 children. Therefore, once you have a child pop out, all partying should stop.

 

She deserves what she gets. Fucking whore. Here’s the link: LINK