I went to go see the gyno today. I have to say, the gynocologist is my least favorite doctor. Not because I have to get completely nude or I have to sit there with just a paper robe on, or any of that. The biggest reason why I hate going is because after she’s done digging for treasure in my hooha, she then sticks a finger in my ass. The reason being is that she checks for polyps. She doesn’t just stick the tip of her finger in. She sticks her whole finger in. The whole finger for Christ’s sake. I’m not a big fan of anal. In fact, I hate anal. It’s one of those unpleasant feelings. Like when you feel constipated. Thank god it’s only once a year.