Asperger’s Syndrome

Can anyone please tell me how the fuck I have AS? Please? As defined by Dictionary.com, this is what it says:

“Impaired social and occupational skills”. How is it that I have no problems making friends and have no problem having occupational skills and yet have been diagnosed by anonymous imbeciles?

Get your facts straight before you diagnose me with a mental illness I don’t have. And by the way, Asperger’s Syndrome is also a form of autism. Those that have it (AS), are higher functioning than those who just have autism.

Those that wish to continue diagnosing me, please get a psychiatry degree before you make yourselves look like fools even more.

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13 Responses to “Asperger’s Syndrome”

  1. Simmerl Says:

    Then, what kind of psychological disorder DO you have?

    I can’t imagine a completely sane person posting a penis video on YouTube.

  2. missjackie Says:

    I never claimed to be 100% sane. But, I definitely do not have Asperger’s.

  3. Adam Says:

    why did you close your YouTube account?

  4. Bryan Says:

    Hey you disgustingly fat disturbing insult to humanity, women and blogs everywhere. How are you?

    I noticed you closed your Youtube stuff after everyone realized how fat, disgusting, and disturbing you are. That’s so sad because your videos were disturbing and now all my links are broken.

    I used to link you whenever I wanted to explain everything that’s wrong with the world. Now I can’t.

    Go free speech!

    If you put something on the Internet, don’t take it off when everyone realizes how much it sucks. That’s censorship, which is bad. Also annoying for all the bloggers who post about how fat and disgusting you are.

    I understand though. It has to be hard. You have everyone telling you to kill yourself. Obviously you shouldn’t. You just need to stop being such a disgustingly disturbing egotistical cow.

    Go Ron Paul ’08!

    I don’t know if you like Ron Paul, but it was suggested by Mr. Occupy Japan, and seems to fit.

    You wouldn’t be hated, except you’ve made a lot of mistakes. Most fat, disgusting, distrubing cows aren’t hated, but they’re also not egotistical and don’t post videos about how disgusting their vagina is.

    They also don’t call their vagina a pie hole.

    Remember, lulz equals disgust times defense plus ego.

    Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want you to kill yourself. I just want you to stop talking about how disgusting your vagina is, and to stop wearing panties on your head.

    Pretty much, I want you to stop being you.

    Also I want you to stop liking pot, because it’s giving a bad name to us stoners. I never wanted to stop smoking pot before I saw that video of you talking about it.

    Remember, lulz equals disgust times defense plus ego.

    In conclusion, at least you capitalize letters. And holy fucking shit you’re disgusting.

    ~ Bryan

  5. Sarah Says:

    hi im sarah and i was wondering if you had a myspace give me a reasopnw hy u cloesd ur youtube account wth?

  6. missjackie Says:

    I closed it because I just got tired of all the crap that was going on. Not worth my time anymore. Besides, YouTube was making money off of me.

  7. Simmerl Says:

    YouTube is making money off of penis videos?
    Quite a fascinating business model!

  8. Xdiddy Says:

    Well don’t worry. I’m sure your boyfriend Blake…. you know the guy I mean… the one who no one has ever seen…. yknow Blake, the guy you always talk about in your vids but don’t have a picture of and who has never appeared in your vids with you?

    Anyway… I’m sure Blake will help you through this difficult time.

  9. missjackie Says:

    Apparently you’ve never seen the video “Little Baby Jackie”.

  10. Alanpaige Says:

    Your vids are normally so sexy. Why you do baby one? For peados? LMAO!

  11. PIE-WHOLE Says:

    I’m sorry is this where I can find genuine crazies willing to talk about penises and vaginas? you know the ones who post videos about them. And laugh at people who have small penises, while not exactly providing a paradigm of physicality to contrast them with.

    Still it’s really unfair- I mean the INTERNET of all things complaining about your (frankly odd) videos about penises. I mean what is the world coming to? If you can’t post a video about penises on a blog and write comments WITHOUT anyone else responding, then everything’s gone topsy-turvy. And your pie hole has become you arm or something. IMAGINE THAT. hehehhehehe

  12. Sarah Says:

    so do you have a myspace?
    or aim?


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